I think I will always unquestioningly judge anyone who doesn’t like The History Boys.
Is it weird that every time I watch The History Boys I really want Dakin and Irwin to get together?
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
discovering a NOTP is weird. Like you don’t realize it’s a notp until you see a post and just go
Hey what's up?
Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
So, are you here with anyone?
Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
That's alright it's cool.
You don't mind me calling you cute?
A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
Phases of a period
- Why am I so horny
- ouch it hurts so bad
- cuddle me to make it better
- i think my uterus is eating itself
- blood, so much blood
- let’s bone
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit there in the cinemas like the fuck just happened to me
so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
Your dad-pure genius